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Qu'est que c'est?Zocad was first developed in 1982 by Nazi scientists during the hiatus from the Indiana Jones movies, while Temple of Doom was being filmed.Biologist Dr. Werner von Becker, known to most Americans as the least-appreciated ever arch enemy of Captain America, "Dr. Vontastic", first synthesized Zocad on a dare from a fellow science colleague, Dr. P. Alvin Timmerman. Timmerman issued a challenge during a late night of drinking that no man could cure a disease that didn't exist. Through a combination of German engineering might and American marketing stoopidity, Dr. von Becker produced Zocad, the first prescription drug invented before a disease could be imagined for it to treat. A combination of factors, including medical apathy and a well-received advertisement during the 1985 Super Bowl, catapulted Zocad the top of the drug game. By 1986, even pediatricians were inventing laughable premises for prescribing Zocad to pretty much any warm-blooded creature with a pulse. In 2000, Zocad manufacturer BecCoTimKline conspired with other drug companies in the most cynical marketing scheme ever: the election of George W. Bush. Following the effective disbanding of the FDA in 2001, Zocad was approved for the treatment of a number of nouns found in any unabridged dictionary. And the rest is history. Zocad. Is it right for you? * * Probably not. 
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