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Uh oh ...Zocad is not for everyone. Concomitant use of Zocad with NSAIDs or aspirin may be associated with an increased risk of heavy breathing during phone conversations. Side effects may include whitening of skin, stigmata, extended urge to discuss religion, unexpected development of a flawed foreign accent, delusions of grandeur, sudden appearance of M&ms in your stole and rapid skin loss. Few people were bothered enough by side effects to stop taking Zocad. And several so like Zocad that despite the side effects they decided to stick with it. Side effects may result from stopping Zocad particularly when abrupt. You should, however, stop taking Zocad if you get any of the following symptoms of Africanized Red Poop Syndrome, a rare but life-threatening reaction, such as fever, belching, urge to listen to dance music, blindness, swollen feet, hair loss, sensation of floating just after waking up, loss of time, sudden affiliation with liberal causes, and the appearance of a glass eye.You should tell your doctor if you are pregnant or plan to become pregnant, or plan to go to a friend's baby shower, as there is a potential risk to the fetus, babies, toddlers and some undersized children. Like many antidepressants, Zocad can be present in urine so tell your doctor if you and your husband are into pissing on each other, as Zocad can trigger a specific mutation in some men of Asian, Caucasian and African descent. Zocad is not habit-forming, but sometimes lazy people get addicted because they're prone to dependency on all kinds of stuff. Zocad is not associated with weight gain, but a lot of you are fat. That's not our fault. You're just a pig. So talk to your doctor about how Zocad might help you. Zocad comes in 25-mg, 50-mg, and 100-mg tablets. You and your doctor can discuss a dose for you. But, hint strongly that you're sure "bigger is better". If that doesn't impress your doctor, ask him if he isn't man enough to give you a real prescription. The health information contained herein is provided for educational purposes only and is not intended to replace discussions with a healthcare provider. All decisions regarding patient care must be made with a healthcare provider, considering the unique characteristics of the patient. This product information is intended only for residents of the United States. The products discussed herein may have different product labeling in different countries. For example, in Zimbabwe the label says, "Don't use this! You live in Zimbabwe and that's probably why you're depressed, dude!" In Mexico there isn't a label. In France there is a cartoon dog on the label saying, "L'etat c'est woofie!" French people hate it, but we adore disrespecting their culture and their medical safety. 
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