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Does winter make you feel sad?

Seasonal affective disorder (SAD), also known as winter depression or winter blues, is a mood disorder in which people who have normal mental health throughout most of the year experience depressive symptoms in the winter or, less frequently, in the summer, repeatedly, year after year. The US National Library of Medicine notes that "some people experience a serious mood change when the seasons change. They may sleep too much, have little energy, and crave sweets and starchy foods. They may also feel depressed. Though symptoms can be severe, they usually clear up."

Many doctors call patients claiming seasonal affective disorder "pussies" and "simpering whine bags".

While lab studies indicate this is true, doctors still prescribe Zocad because it is easier to drug morons than it is to explain to them that most people hate winter.

Is this responsible? Probably not.

Is it legal? Well, I guess it will take a while for the Obama administration to catch up with everything we made "legal" during the Bush years. So, until you see something on the NBC Nightly News, we're gonna go ahead and tell you, "Sure it's legal ... ish. Hehe."